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10. You lost most of the entries for this top ten list in a freak server accident and try to reconstruct the top ten list from memory, but you never actually read the entries. /inspacecom
9. You've uttered the phrase, "No, that wasn't me on the World's Sexiest Man competition" on more than one occasion. /jfd
8. Veterinary medicine doesn't count as being a doctor, even if you have a Ph.D. /y9
7. Just because no one knows what Ralph Nader looks like doesn't mean you're him. /yoyo
6. Windows ME = Windows 98 w/ Internet Explorer 5.5. /shh
5. Your tires killed more than 20 people. /yeah
4. You keep trying to convince people that you're the long lost Baldwin but the fact you look more like Madonna doesn't help you any. /hunterj
3. You've been trying to mime things for weeks, and no one has figured out what you're trying to say yet. /kramertim
2. You have never sexual relations with that woman, Ms. P. Anderson. /DFD
Hephestos knows when it's time to give up...
1. You can only go on so long pretending to be a deaf mute to collect disability.
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