Top Ten Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator

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Here's some bonuses...

Go into labor. (Berly)

Hold the door so the Hanson Brothers can get on. (badelf@beaches.net)

Every time the elevator moves start yelling "The G-Forces! The G-Forces!" (Emporer Insane Clown)

Open the doors at the very top floor, drop a quarter, and insist on waiting to hear the ping when it hits bottom. (Big Mac)

Explain to the person next to you that you have motion sickness. (Funny Bone)

And now the top ten ways to annoy people in an elevator...

10. Belch the latest Spice Girls album. (the rock and roll burlyman, 93.1 kxgo)

9. Instead of facing the door like a normal person...turn around and stare at the people. (Spiderwoman)

8. Say, "Hey, is there enough oxygen in here", start to gasp, and pass out. (Mrrov)

7. When a person asks you to press a floor's button, press the button for the floor directly above it. (spam40@juno.com)

6. Calmly inform others of your homicidal tendencies while insanely laughing. (Al)

5. Carry a big box in, then ask someone if they want to see a REALLY BIG snake. (badelf)

4. Stare at a person for a long time, then say out loud, "Oh my God, you're one of THEM!!"" then walk to a far end of the elevator. (Paul)

3. Right when the doors close, let everyone know that if you get stuck, the firemen will help get you out. (StaceMystr)

2. Look around for a moment and then say " Hey, I wonder if you can really climb out the top of one these things". Then proceed to do so. (Thanatos)

Just when you thought there were only 14 ways to annoy people Fred comes along with the best one of them all...

1. Say in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body".