Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Thanksgiving Dinner

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10. You start to think that the crunchy stuffing and the empty roach traps have something in common. (Emporer Insane Clown)

9. Your mom cooked the turkey, which is half-frozen, half-burnt, and half-alive as usual. (ckim@gmtcorp.com)

8. The turkey starts to polka with the creamed corn. (jake sipriasn0)

7. Your 28 and still sitting at the kiddy table. (Cuddles)

6. The turkey is eating you. (Praxite)

5. The turkey has been inhabited by a poultry ghiest and is flying around the room (Emporer Insane Clown)

4. The fire department shows up three different times. Twice to put out fires and once to get Grandama out of the tree. (Thanatos)

3. The only turkey there is your Uncle Fred from Jersey. (Berly)

2. Your basted moist turkey done to perfection was replaced by "Turkey Jerky". (Flap Jack)

Ok, so thanksgiving can't get much worse than the above responses... but paul found one that was...

1. Every time you pierce the turkey with the knife, it starts to scream in pain.