Top Ten Best Ways to Resolve the Close Election

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10. The way any American decides anything...a drinking contest. /canadian

9. Three words: Celebrity Death Match. /kevred

8. Communism. /Jewels

7. Have a radio station make caller #9 the new president. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)

6. S.A.T. scores. /mookow500

5. Remove Florida from the U.S. and give it to Mexico. /HomerTime

4. Best two-out-of-three elections wins. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)

3. Put them in a room, give them a board with a nail in it, and let nature take its course. /Crank, the wild turkey

2. "And now, our next President of the United States, Ralph Nader!" /Skywalker707

blades, we wish it were this easy...

1. Guns, Dodge City, noon.