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Top Ten Reasons Someguy's Submissions are Never #1

11. His wacky and creative alias is just too much for the listselector. (Carlos)

10. There is apparently a small group of men in powerful positions who remain nameless who want to discredit Someguy and his search for the no.1 position. (Thanatos)

9. The judges want to be politically correct and avoid the controversy that would be caused by another "male" number one... somegirl (the jester)

8. Heentersobscurethingsthatdon'tmakesense. (rkramer@bgsm.edu)

7. "SomeGuy" is really David Letterman, and no professionalsallowed here. (Berly)

6. Too much high-powered computer equipment, not enough brains. (Astra)

5. Keeps ending every entry with "Now, if you don't put this one in I'm going to kill your children!!!" (Emporer Insane Clown)

4. He forgets to give the answer in the form of a question. (Praxite)

3. Oh no! He's on to us! Code red, fellow conspiritors! Code red! (DCBlank)

2. He clumsily inserts "Don't make this #1" by accident in every submission. (Chris W)

Do I just enjoy picking on some people... well, yeah, but there's other resons why someguy's submissions are never #1 such as this one that badelf suggested....

1. They blatantly insult the moron who runs this web page.

Originally published: 12/06/1997

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