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OK, sometime I'll stop picking on someguy, but not when hissuggestions are like this:
He's kinda stupid. (someguy)
Now onto the funny top ten reasons santa comes down the chimney...
10. Harder for vandals to 'tag' the sleigh when its on the roof. (badelf)
9. The chicken was already crossing the road. (shamoo3209@aol.com)
8. Figures that inhaling coal dust is cheaper than buying nicotine patch. (scheisster)
7. Coming up through the septic tank just wasn't working out. (DCBlank)
6. Wearing a red suit and driving a flying sleigh just isn't bizarre enough. (Praxite)
5. He tried to unlock everyone's doors but the keyring got too heavy. (Berley)
4. Failed the Locksmith home study course, couldn't get a liscense to carry lock picks. (badelf)
3. The state-of-the-art alarm, the gun in the main bedroom, the rabies-ridden dog......no reason. (chase)
2. Driving a '75 Buick through the front window loses its charm rather fast. (Carlos)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Now the #1 reason the big guy in red comes down the chimney from Puffy...
1. When you've delivered presents to all the kids in the world, there is no feeling like the feeling you get when a motherracoon is bitting your groin.
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