Bill Clinton's Top Ten Things to Do Before Leaving Office

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10. Steal the towels from the bathroom. /oomwok

9. Hit on Tipper Gore. /Squid

8. Scratch a dirty, yet hilarious message into the desk, just like all the presidents before him. /Bobo

7. Another intern. /Anonymous

6. Leave a cam in the oval office so he can catch the new guy doing something wrong. /DJ Orsher

5. Charge eight years of marriage counseling to his White House account. /Gerry

4. KEGGER!!! /oomwok

3. Find one last Intern who hasn't had "the Clinton Burger with extra pickles." /zeeb

2. Sell Texas. /XeneX

Don't worry, Matt Jordan, it's worse than you think...

1. Abolish the Presidency and declare himself king. How else will any of us live through the next 4 years?