Top Ten Signs This Isn't a Top Ten List

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10. instead of starting with 10, it starts with pi. /juparc chacar (smbshahn@aol.com)

9. PacoPac's suggestion is in it. /PacoPac

8. It's supposedly a speech by George W. Bush, but you're having some trouble differentiating between the two. /Smokey the Bear

7. If our above 9 demands are not met within the next 24 hours one of the hostages will be killed. /Neil

6. Real top ten lists are interesting. This is just a cover-up for the real point of this page. Hard core drugs. /Cam

5. You submit an entry, and then you receive a mesage that says "Your bill will arrive shortly". /book_worm_000

4. Soft core porn pictures dominate the page. /SkyWalker707

3. David Letterman doesn't sue. /book_worm_000

2. "All of the above should be considered armed and dangerous " is in bold print at the bottom of the list. /jbray4

Fun Size knows that there's something wrong about this list...

1. My groceries are listed.