Top Ten Strangest New Years Resolutions

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I'd like to tell everyone that my new year's resolution is to stop making fun of "someguy".

10. Not to build famous landmarks out of used Q-tips. (Zoe)

9. Take that Christmas tree down BEFORE next Christmas! (das0000@ibm.net)

8. I will buy all my x-mas gifts by the end of january so i won't be behind like the people on the last top 10 list. (jackylgmt@aol.com)

7. I will vow to find out what was in that jar in back of the refrigerator. (Cheeto)

6. Try to be more kinder to the Telemarketers that call me. (BadElf)

5. Eat more mayonnaise! (Praxite)

4. I will stop disciplining my primate. (BadElf)

3. To quit molesting goats. (bracket)

2. To gain more weight. (Tatee)

And I thought my new year's resolution was strange... Check out Paul's.... (He'll never be able to do this one)

1. To stop asking for the number 1 spot on this list.