Top Ten Excuses for Driving Wrecklessly

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10. I have no steering wheel. (Stone Cold)

9. Because I'm blonde & drive a red car...like...duh!! (shells)

8. I have to go home to update my homepage. (Paul)

7. I'm from California. (Idiot)

6. I'm Bond, James Bond. (BadElf)

5. I never got around to getting a license. (anonymous)

4. "Well you see Officer...it was the pedestrian or the brakes. One of them had to go!" (chase)

3. There's a squirrel in my pants. (Chris)

2. It was the Vaccum's FAULT! It went from "Blow" to "Super Blow" without me touching it! (Puffy14x)

He's the big daddy of all excuses from Praxite...

1. The voices are back.