Top Ten Signs You Went Overboard Celebrating Earth Day

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10. You actually celebrated it. /xman

9. You wake up with a nasty soy milk hangover. /Talia

8. You got people to stop driving their cars on Earth Day...by blowing them up. /Squeakgator

7. You lock your self to a tree, when you just realized you don't have a key for the lock. /DAn77s@yahoo.com

6. Your house has been condemned due to the giant compost heap in the back yard. /rorschak

5. Recycling condoms may save some cash, but the chicks don't seem to care for it. /SkyWalker707

4. Your new entertainment center fashioned from empty Mountain Dew cans. /jbray4

3. You are now in a federal penitentiary for terrorism after blowing up seven oil wells, three coal mines and Disney World. /Baron

2. A save the whale protest seems kinda pointless to have held in Nebraska. /thekidinthehall

Hephestos is a little too happy about Earth Day...

1. Sure recycling 24 bottles is a good idea. Drinking a case of Corona in one night to do so wasn't.