Top Ten Real Reasons the XFL Flopped

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Also see, "The Top Ten Reasons the WWF Flopped" /Darwin Is Dead

10. Producers failed to see the need for dancing monkeys during half-time. /AJ

9. The most popular player got voted off the field by his teammates. /Happyglow

8. Cheerleaders' outfits weren't skimpy enough. /Smokey the Bear

7. It just wasn't as believable as the WWF. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

6. Well, how _could_ it stand a chance? it was up against Cops! /thekidinthehall

5. The after game interviews were not conducted by Jerry Springer. /conventional thinker

4. Didn't sandwich it between episodes of Friends. /Kroger

3. Skimped on promise of "at least one death per game". /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

2. Not enough teams in Detroit and Canada. /Dan the Smart Guy

Dan is a smart guy...

Hephestos is now going to have to burn all of the counterfeit XFL merchandise in the garage...

1. The games weren't fixed.