Top Ten Signs It's Time to Take Down Your Christmas Tree

Old Top Ten Lists | Old Randomly Thinking | Old Good Bad Worse

10. It has eaten the cat. (Thanatos)

9. The squirrels living in the tree are starting to drop off from old age. (Carlos)

8. It has branched out and now covers most of the living room. (Thanatos)

7. You're missing furniture, and your tree is unusually healthy. (dmas4088)

6. No matter how may times you turn off the garage light your electric bill is still high. (Green Goblin)

5. You're afraid the Trick or Treaters will see the lights, assume you're home and demand candy. (MsMouse)

4. The squirrels living in your tree have started to take it down for you. (cindy)

3. The room is too crowded between your tree from this year and the one from last year. (DCBlank)

2. Two words...tinsel rust. (shells)

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree there's mold inside you... O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree Chris has to burn you...

1. Your leprechaun statue and your plastic turkey seem to clash with it.