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10. I too busy working hard for the American people to have done anything wrong. /Linksman
9. I was helping OJ look for the real killer. /Capt'n Jack and Skully
8. I am gay. /sandkicker
7. I was on the phone with Linda Tripp. /patti
6. I was passed out in the Lincoln bedroom in a puddle of my own vomit. /Capt'n Jack and Skully
5. What I am saying is on the night of July 16th, I was having an affair with my secretary, so I was nowhere near my intern, or my wife for that matter... /Nikki
4. Geez, I dunno, but those Hells Angels dudes she hangs with on weekends are sure gonna be worried about her. /TVvoodoo
3. My wife said something about "taking out the trash." /rorschak
2. Why didn't someone tell me about this? /Hephestos
Dan77s@yahoo.com wants to wish everyone a good two weeks because they will all be crying. The reason? He got #1 and his reign will last for two weeks instead of two days...
1. Last time I saw her she was doing some sorta job for Clinton.
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