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10. You didn't hit the tree, it hit you. (p.s.revenge)
9. The last thing you hear is, "George, George, George of the Jungle, watch out for that...." (Nadroj)
8. Wind in your hair replaced by branch through your forehead. (Praxite)
7. Those darned squirrels embedded in your parka. (Scoffler)
6. You remember the words"don't go into the light" (Green Goblin)
5. Sudden, insatiable urge to run for congress 'cause teenage chicks dig it. (AdMan)
4. You have just recieved more than the FDA's reccomended daily allowance of BARK. (BadElf)
3. You stop and your skis keep going. (Green Goblin)
2. You hear Sonny singing "That tree got you, babe" in the background. (Anonymous)
How come if Sunny Bono and Michael Kennedy make the news when they hit a tree I don't?? It's just not fair. And now the #1 sign you just hit a tree while playing football with a water bottle from Nadroj...
1. Elton John is writing a song about you.
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