Top Ten Signs You're Hooked On Power Rangers

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10. You own all 200 action figures AND accessories. (weirdo)

9. You now own a Fox station that only runs "Power Rangers". (Sammy)

8. You are a member of Power Rangers Anonymous. (no name given)

7. Before having a romantic night with your wife you scream "It's morphin' time!" (bshoemak@gmu.edu)

6. You own a costume of every character and dress in them on weekends. (no name given)

5. When someone cuts you off you say "feel the wrath of my Buick Omega Ninja Megazord" (SP's Norm)

4. You think that the Power Rangers are hotter looking than the models that are on the "Top Ten List" (meltdown@bright.net)

3. You think Lord Zed called you a jerk. (SP's Norm)

2. You've read the scripts so much, you can recite them in pig latin. (strawberrykid)

Spaceman Spiff comes up with the #1 reasons you're watching the FOX Kids network too much...

1. You haven't had a date in weeks because you're having too much fun with your plastic, blow-up, Pink Ranger doll.