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Top Ten Reasons Superbowl XXXII Will Really, Really Suck

10. Someone will read this list at halftime. (Chris)

9. The people that brought you Waterworld are producing this year. (sader)

8. New rule: no tackling. (Chris)

7. Guest QBs Martha Stewart and Woody Allen. (Vertigo)

6. Someguy wins the chance to bust a move doing the MC Hammer during the halftime show. (Shamoo)

5. Where else can SuperBowl Champions go besides DisneyLand? (Green Goblin)

4. They really tape it three months earlier in an undisclosed Army warehouse. (cindy)

3. The Goodyear blimp has been replace by some fat guy running across the field in a rubber thong during halftime. (Paul)

2. Game played while both teams ski down hill. (Praxite)

This year's superbowl is the last for NBC. Come to think of itwith Seinfeld leaving NBC will be a loser network next year.... HURRY switch the the WB! network... No that's too drastic... Now the #1 reason Superbowl XXXII will really suck from koolkat...

1. You can't program your TV to show only the commercials and not the lame game!

Originally published: 01/24/1998

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