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Top Ten Signs Your New Years Party Was A Bust

Topic submitted by: V-man

10. The police didn't even bother sending in the SWAT team this year. /eric...

9. Your parents tell you that there really is no Dick Clark. /wbbp1

8. Your girlfriend STILL doesn't look hot. /Dara

7. You haven't gotten around to re-purchasing all your electronic household neccesities since you threw them all away during the Y2K scare. /Squeakgator

6. The highlight of the party was when "Beat the Geeks" came on TV. /Dara

5. You wake up in a Jail Cell with a Big man named Bubba telling you he will never let you go. /D&C

4. Bust?!? Things got pretty wild when Grandma cranked the polka record up to 78 rpm! /dalalei15

3. You awoke the next morning in your own bed, wearing your own pants. /eric...

2. Carrot Top was the surprise entertainer. /Hephestos

Smokey the Bear wants all to have a prosperous new year...

1. Two words: Non-alcoholic beer! Or is that three words?

Originally published: 01/02/2002

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