Top Ten Rejected Excuses for Losing the Superbowl

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10. Spandex wedgie. /Dara

9. The 88-year old who flashed me so I would throw beads at her kept giving me cold sweats. /Hephestos

8. Got depressed when couldn't spot that guy with the rainbow wig and "John 3:16" sign. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

7. They just wanted it more. /Koss

6. Two words: Bourbon Street. /Hephestos

5. Every time I got in the huddle swore the guy behind me was feeling me up. /Hephestos

4. Bono bit me. /Mr mister

3. Stayed up too late the night before celebrating the "inevitable" win. /eric...

2. Allowing the Patriots to lose would be letting the terrorists win. /book_worm_000

rorschak knows why the Patriots aren't going to DisneyLand...

1. Too busy watching commercials when should have been listening to coach.