Top Ten Signs You Forgot It's St. Patrick's Day

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10. You are reading this sober. /SkyWalker707

9. Unexplained urge to flee Ireland. /Livid Peeved

8. You get reminded when you see all the green stuff growing in your fridge. /muddlo

7. You're too drunk to even remember your name let alone what day it is. /Hephestos

6. You've turned various shades of black, blue, and purple from all the people who\'ve pinched you. /Squirrel

5. You're the only one at the Lucky Charms factory wearing blue. /eric...

4. Your "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" button is actually getting results. /eric...

3. The waitress at the bar you always hit on seems surprised that tonight you didn't ask if she wanted to see your "lucky charms." /petrie

2. You threw out your green beer because you thought it went bad. /Riley

Scientist wishes everyone a Happy Freedom of Information Day (March 16)...

1. You're not getting pinched because you aren't wearing green. It's because everyone else is piss drunk.