Top Ten Things We'd Like to See Happen to Richard Simmons

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10. Rabid attack poodles. (Anonymous)

9. Make Him Meet His Twin "Someguy". (sader)

8. He runs out of oldies...so now he just sweats. (Chris)

7. One word: haircut. (microplanetX)

6. Perform in his LAST, best-selling fitness tape: "Sweatin' in the Mine Field." (Brandon)

5. Spontaneous Combustion. (BigBro)

4. Him flying around the world with all those fat people on a Valuejet plane. (laard@wild.net)

3. Dinner For Mike Tyson. (sader)

2. Pie in the face [make sure perpetrators get arrested, though]. (jg1111)

If Richard doesn't die or pass out after all that, try this one from BigBro...

1. Have someone travel back in time and teach his parents the worthwhile advantages of birth control.