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Top Ten Signs It Is Time To Clean Your Apartment

Topic submitted by: Koss

We at InteractiveSPACE aren't all about profit (ok, we aren't about profit at all, but that's not the point). We are always willing to help someone in need, so if you are Da Bomb's roommate, listen up...

10. You're my roommate!!!

Thank you for your time.

9. Too many people mention "Joe's Apartment" while in your apartment. /Maciel

8. Their half right. Your apartment IS where they filmed parts of "Planet of the Apes" forest scenes. /Maciel

7. It looks like a nuclear bomb went off, not just because it's a mess, but because the only things that can survive are cockroaches. /Scientist

6. Your dog refuses to drink from the toilet. /wbbp1

5. The police don't notice the heroin on the coffee table. /Realc

4. You're the first one in your building to move beyond flies and roaches and into locusts. /Timbus!

3. You can't afford the grocery bill to keep the rats happy any longer. /Shorty

2. You can hear it ringing, but you haven't been able to find your phone in over a week. /Ranger Boy

thekidinthehall should get some 409...

1. Last time you opened the window a pile of junk fell out and sent a little kid to the hospital.

Originally published: 04/17/2002

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