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Top Ten Rejected Doomsday Theories

The next list cunicidentally contains several responses from Chris and Nadroj. This is in no way connected with the check I recieved from each of them. Thankyou.

10. The year: 2314. The Problem: The enslavement of all humanity. Our overlords: Genetically altered squirrels. (p.s.revenge)

9. I don't know but I'm sure it involves El Niņo. (Chris)

8. The coming of the sixth Spice Girl. (Azazel)

7. As a meteor descends onto the Earth, the voice of someguy will be heard--"That'll teach you top ten freaks!" (Nadroj)

6. Someguy and Nadroj will be appointed the Kings of Comedy. (Nadroj)

5. "Oh my God! They killed Kenny...and everyone else!" (Chris)

4. [CENSORED BY United States GOVERNMENT]. (BUDAKAJANA)

3. The assassination of Juan Valdez, ceasing all coffee production around the world. (Doodle)

2. The number two answer on this list gets jealous and goes on a murderous rampage, destroying everything in his sight. (Chris)

Chris? Chris... what are you doing overthere?

The only problem with going outside when you think the world is going to end is having to come back in when it doesn't. This doomsday theory from DCBlank is also very unlikely, but if it does happen it will happen at Saturday, February 14, 1998 at 07:00AM EST...

1. The world will end in one giant "Doomsday Parade".

Originally published: 02/07/1998

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