Top Ten Things You Will Never See in a Star Wars Movie

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Topic submitted by: Wyvern

10. 4 teens and a talking dog running around the galaxy in a day-glo starship solving mysteries. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

9. Geeks scoring with women. /Hephestos

8. Oops, wait. That last one was something you will never see in the audience of a Star Wars movie. /Hephestos

7. A toilet. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

6. The Jedi Drinking Song. /Wyvern

5. That annoying guy from the Dell Commercials. /Wall

4. Well written dialogue. /DF

3. N'Sync as Jedis. /thekidinthehall

Hold on a second...

2. Acting. /thaynes13

DF knows there's just certain things Star Wars will never have...

1. A missed opportunity for CGI special effects.