Top Ten Signs Your Doctor is Doing Drugs

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Topic submitted by: Hephestos

10. He's wearing a tie dye shirt underneath his scrubs. /Eby

9. You receive a street value with every prescription. /hybridrotty

8. He laughs for 15 minutes when you tell him you have a problem with going to the bathroom. /gator

7. He tells you to get your prescription filled on a street corner by a guy named Fast Eddy. /Just A Guy

6. He takes sips from the iodine bottle and sterilized your wound with his iced frappaccino. /DF

5. He always has the munchies and has a lifetime supply of ramen and twinkies in his office. /The Big Ragu

4. When you ask him if the drugs are addictive he replies "Drugs aren't addictive! I' should know! I've been using them for years!" /*evenstar*

3. He not only over see's the needle exchange program, he's also a client. /DF

2. He frequently treats uninsured patients. /DF

lil-o-me thinks something's wrong...

1. You are pretty sure you were supposed to get the shot.