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Top Ten Reasons to Let Bill Gates Take Over the World

10. We're all gonna die sooner or later. (Capitan Skankalot)

9. We might as well save him the trouble of doing it over time. (DCBlank)

8. Maybe he has enough power to kick El Nino's ass! (Chris)

7. Hey, we LIKE being mindless enslaved drones! (Emu)

6. He'd develop Microsoft "Congress" and "National Deficit Unstaller" in the first year and reap the benfits for the next 3. (Tran Davis)

5. We won't have to worry about him being in any sex scandals. (BANDIT)

4. Hey! Anyone who made 47.2 gazillion dollars last quarter and could easily afford a radical appearance makeover or at least a pair of contact lenses and yet still chooses to look like a complete geek, must be omnipotent. (BigBro)

3. Wars would be a lot of fun as large colored numbers assist armies locating landmines. (Chris)

2. He's not Richard Simmons, Pauly Shore, or in any way associated with the Spice Girls. (p.s.revenge)

Some people think that I have been hipnotized to allow Billy Boy to take over the world, especially BadElf, who thinks that I have been brainwashed... Windows is the best!...must kill BadElf...Windows is the Best... Must kill BadElf...

1. Some aliens have just invaded or solar system and demand to see our leader.

Originally published: 02/14/1998

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