Top Ten Signs Reality TV Has Taken Over Your Life

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Topic submitted by: tdybear31

10. "Shhh! The cameras are on!" /peanut butter queens

9. You've turned you house into a celebrity boxing ring, just in case any of your celebrity friends drop by. /ripcurlgirl**

8. Someone tells you they just bought Ozzy Osbourne's new CD, and you say, "He sings too?" /eric...

7. You're convinced your landlord has hired one of your roommates to sabotage your apartment so you don't get your security deposit back. /sarah

6. You do action commentary in the buffet line. /Dr. Splitzdalegs

5. Troubling emotional times in your life are accompanied by the latest rap-metal songs. /Squeakgator

4. You sneak around the office muttering "Don't mess with the alliance." /has2bcanadian

3. CNN just seems a little too fake for you. /DFD

2. You watch SO much, your girlfriend "votes you off the island." /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

SkyWalker707 knows maybe it's time to stop watching...

1. Big Brother now decides when you can go to the bathroom.