Top Ten Signs No One Cares About Baseball

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10. "The Wave" has dwindled down to a "Mild Current." /Shmappy

9. How else do you explain the rise in popularity of pro soccer? /Baseball, we dont need no stinkin baseball!

8. Even making fun of baseball is getting boring. /eric...

7. People actually know what that the WNBA exists now. /Mash1230

6. Have you seen the girls that play tennis? /Big GB

5. 7th inning stretch canceled when its realized that taking a break from watching baseball really just redundant. /WAM

4. On your to do list, watch baseball comes between "get kneed in grion" and "poke sharp stick in eye." /Baseball, We dont need no stinking baseball!

3. "SHH! SHH! Quiet! Golf's on." /Big GB

2. Dick Cheney's next undisclosed secret hideout? Throwing the first pitch out at the World Series. /eric...

Jennie knows that no one cares about those greedy baseball players...

1. Instead of Baseball Tonight, ESPN is airing swim meets from China.