Top Ten Things Bush Would Like to Do Other Than Invade Iraq

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10. Learn to read. /Koss

9. Try that new, refreshing Vanilla Coke. /daman

8. Invade a 6-pack of Budweiser. /SkyWalker707

7. Be rushed to an undisclosed location so that for once Cheney almost die. /DFD

6. Call up Clinton and get Monica Lewinsky's phone number. /Matt Jordan

5. Rethink his "Strategery" for the next election. /White chocolate slim jim

4. Catch that blasted Hamburguler! /Koss

3. Invade Margaritaville. /rorschak

2. Invade your privacy. /Crouching_Gerbil

Jaz knows exactly what Bush wants to do...

1. Successfully build an exact replica of his ranch in Texas on the White House lawn.