Top Ten Signs This Was Your Last Christmas

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10. This year's egg nog seemed to have a lot more shards of glass than usual. /freedexter

9. You are serving 123 consecutive life terms, with 6 death penalties. /Acadian Sensation

8. Your trip to Times Square on New Years eve was paid for by Make A Wish Foundation. /WAM

7. Everyone else opening presents just voted you out of the family. /WAM

6. You ate a pound of fruit cake. /Gator

5. You just uttered the words "Hey guys, watch this!" /eric...

4. The holiday card from your doctor says "Merry Christmas" but the "Happy New Year" is crossed out. /WAM

3. When the ghost of Christmas Future showed you Tiny Tim's grave, you didn't care. /donkeylips

2. Every time you open a present your brother calls dibs on it. /WAM

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1. The box marked "From: Santa" sitting under your tree is ticking, it's too small to be a Grandfather clock, and too big to be a watch.