Top Ten Signs You're a Computer Freak

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10. You've bought so many Microsoft products, Bill Gates knows you personally. (Jim)

9. You now speak to everyone in Java. (tink)

8. Your wife has to email you to come to dinner. (Drew)

7. On all your letters you add little things like: :> or : ) (Sir Jim)

6. You give away front row U2 tickets because you are SO CLOSE to leveling up in the new role playing game you've discovered. (ValeXandra@AOL.com)

5. You have a $5000 computer system, but a $300 car. (102114,1134@compuserve.com)

4. You keep a picture of your computer under your pillow. (Sir Jim)

3. You've had a toilet installed next to your workstation. (drew)

2. You give your computer a name and treat it as one of the family. (Sir Jim)

Bob comes up with the #1 sign you see Windows 95 more than you're family...

1. You don't have any friends, but can crack secret military codes!