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10. You now have a man in a multicolored butterfly suit pulling a trap door on all the girl scouts who come to your house selling cookies. /Waililia
9. You call it being laid off. They call it a "position upgrade." /rorschak
8. Free curtains for everyone! /MooTheSheep
7. In two weeks, all your competition is gone. In three weeks, the courts split your company apart. /Squeakgator
6. The whole network has been down for 5 days. /precarious
5. Bill Gates just came into your house, kicked your dog, and charged you $50 for "technical support." /SkyWalker707
4. Suddenly all your Macs are running Windows XP. /Matt Jordan
3. A new company vision statement "Sell it now, fix it later." /WAM
2. Instead of a pink slip you are sent an email that reads "Error 404 Job Not Found, Loser." /Random
Random just sold out...
1. Company name changed to "Bill's Bitch, Inc."
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