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Top Ten Reasons This Page Has Been Online For One Year

Note: Dean is strikened from this website forever because of his entry: "SOMEBODY has no life!" Everyone knew that, Dean, no one needed to state it. If you see Dean on this website, GET HIM!

15. The "free software, Hanson, Spice Girls, Pamela Anderson, Back Street Boys and hot throbbing" Meta Tag key words sure paid off handsomely. (BigBro)

14. A Goverment Conspiraticy Fueded by the Black Helicopters closing all the competitors to this page. (sader)

13. Where else can you get away with making fun of Someguy? (Thanatos)

12. Because people have to have *something* to do to look busy at work! (the Queen of Swords)

11. Keep your web page online for 6 months: your crush will call you...keep your web page up for one year: you will marry your crush... (Chris)

10. We simply got tired waiting for the Microsoft Random Thought website to be released. (BigBro)

9. The $250,000 in prize money. (BigBro)

(donated by BigBro, of course :-)

8. Put it this way: two more years and community service is up. (Chris)

7. Because even when you blow a lung, the list MUST BE UPDATED! (Berly)

6. David Letterman's patent infringement lawsuit is still in the courts. (DCBlank)

5. His cult's only way of attaining salvation. (Chris)

4. Let's face it, we've got nothing else to do. (Praxite)

3. Bill Gates spies haven't found it yet. (Berly)

2. The author of this homepage has been involved in a sex scandal, so his popularity has risen to almost 100%. (paul)

Send donations and cards to macguyzz@geocities.com. Now! Oh, and in honor of this page being online for 1 year, I thought I'd give myself the #1 spot...

1. El Niņo's cousin in Peru, La Niņa.

Originally published: 02/28/1998

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