Top Ten Reasons to Riot

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10. It was clearly only 1 1/2 scoops of raisins in your Raisin Bran. /petrie

9. The leader of your "anger therapy" group suggested more sessions would be necessary for everyone. /Food-is-good

8. You paid to go see "Dumb and Dumberer." /j.o.v.a.

7. It's the only way to show you are against picketing. /DrummaBen

6. *Someone* needs to lead the way. /501 King

5. Because it's Tuesday. /501 King

4. Justin Timberlake released another single. /G'Money

3. You want to play "Grand Theft Auto" -- for real. /Loon with a fried egg on top and spam

2. They are once again discontinuing the McRib. /Koss

Scientist/nude_drinking_buddy@yahoo.com, who we hope isn't really nude, knows the best reason...

1. Everyone else is doing it. You don't want to be the loser that everyone hates for being different, do you?