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10. Well, when you sign it "anonymous", its kinda hard to get credit for it anyway. (Chris)
9. I thought it was optional. (BoogeyMan)
8. After you've gone a year without doing it because you're too busy with your web site...you should pretty much give up on it anyway. (Chris)
7. "I was attacked by one of those blood thirsty Niirobi chimps you tought us about in class, sir." (Someone to fear)
6. "My foot got stuck in the toilet and my brother flushed it and I spun around and around until I had thrown up all over my room and bathroom and my homework was the equivelent of a menu at the sushii place that had just had green tea spilled on it ." (The fat guy upstairs)
5. I was busy last night sleeping with the President. (the crazy Shlennn)
4. I was distracted by vast right-wing conspiracy. (H & B)
3. Because even a GED sounds impresive to some people. (Jive Turkey)
2. Your new kindergarten teacher assigned 4 calculus problems. (Chris)
Homework. You have to do it sometime, but if you want a good excuse try this one from Emu...
1. You're the head of the "Society Against Cruelty To Writing Utencils".
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