Top Ten Signs You Didn't Win a Grammy

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Why are most suggestions this week from the same people? A tip: Don't install a new email program and erase the old one right away.

10. You weren't nominated for one. (Chris)

9. Your hit song is devoted to top ten lists. (Chris)

8. When you walk down the street, people yell "Hey! It's that guy who didn't win a Grammy!" (Chris)

7. You're too busy not doing your homework. (Chris)

6. Your name has the word "puff" and "daddy" in it. (Chris)

5. You wrote an eleven minute ballad on grits. (Chris)

4. the radio version of your smash single is a three minute beep. (scheisster)

3. LeAnn Rimes calls and asks for the rights to all of your songs. (thomas_mcclure@hotmail.com)

2. Every time you open your mouth to sing, your artificial trachea pops out. (Emu)

And one more sign you didn't win from Chris...

1. You have three heads and some three headed guy just walked off stage with a grammy for "Best song from a guy with three heads".