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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Someguy

Due to popular demand this will be the last top ten list featuring everyone's favorite person to make fun of, someguy. Don't submit anymore suggestions about someguy. PLEASE!

10. A bunch of people you don't know pick on you and make jokes about you on the Interactive top ten lists. (Crazy)

9. You find grocery lists hilarious. (Emu)

8. Your entry is not on this list. (DCBlank)

7. You walk around mumbling "Well, at least I'm not BigBro or Clive!" (Dingo)

6. O.J won't kill you if it means listening to your last words. (Nadroj)

5. Narrow margin of victory over a Tic Tac in an IQ test. (Praxite)

4. Letterman calls you up and asks you for suggestions. (Emu)

3. You are easily impressed by bright, shiny objects. (anonymous)

2. You wear blue tights and a cape with a big "S" on it, but you don't have any superpowers. (Emu)

Like Seinfeld, we have to let someguy go out with a bang. This suggestion from DCBlank will ensure someguy will have someone to kill for years to come...

1. You're cleaning your shotgun and have a bullet with "Macguyzz" engraved on it.

Originally published: 03/14/1998

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