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10. You aren't capable of leaving your bed due to the three gunshot wounds you received after walking out of the courthouse. (kristenc1@hotmail.com)
9. You leave for work and come home with seven new cameras installed in your living room. (anonymous)
8. You begin getting thousands of catalogs advertsising bullet-proof vests. (Doodle)
7. You get an e-mail saying "...and if we don't get the rest of the money, we'll put a hole in your OTHER lung!" (Emu)
6. You offended the Mafia with one of your Top Ten entries.(Mommy-to-be)
5. You knew Monica Lewenski in the 3rd grade. (shamoo)
4. Every time you eat at an Italian restaurant the place is firebombed before dessert arrives. (Praxite)
3. Your cat mysteriously winds up decapitated in every city you relocate to. (shamoo)
2. You find your goldfish at the bottom of his bowl with a big piece of concrete melded around his tail fin. (Emu)
You're new name is Tran Davis, you're originally from Chicago, IL, you don't know anyone, and you career is submitting suggestions to top ten lists such as this suggestion...
1. 14 entries on your Caller ID from "We're definitely NOT the MAFIA...no way..uh uh... NOT the MAFIA!"
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