Top Ten Signs Your Mall is Going Out of Business

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10. The mall across from you who actually PASSED the health inspection is also going out of business. (Nadroj)

9. Its best business comes from a shop specializing in lint. (Chris)

8. The Rats from Joe's Resturant have fled in Terror. (sader)

7. Jay and Silent Bob won't even hang out there. (Thanatos)

6. Your most important renter is a crazy guy who owns a store named "Al's Dead Cats and Live Ammo". (Tran Davis)

5. The only customers are the Mall Walkers. (BadElf)

4. There isn't a Gap, but there is a 70-foot chasm. (DCBlank)

3. The only three stores left are "The Hanson Fan Club Store", "Big Bob's Store o'Crap" and "Starbucks". (george the one-legged chicken of doom)

2. People look at the milk cartons and ask "Did they ever find that Lindbergh kid?" (Nadroj)

I can remember when this mall was new... what happened, pacman357@juno.com?

1. Food court being taken to the People's Court.