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10. Your pizza delivery guy calls you by your first name. (Babygirl)
9. You actually think firing Norm MacDonald from Weekend Update was a smart move. (Cheeto)
8. Your wife's reference to moving that rotting hulk outside now refers to you, not the couch. (pacman357@juno.com)
7. Your jealous that your dog has a girlfriend. (bandit)
6. If someone makes a crack about the Brady Bunch, you think they're making fun of your family. (Manson)
5. Your college entrance essay is entitled, "Why I say 'Huh huh," all the time," or "My friend that dies every week." (Clive)
4. Your friends want to meet at the mall, but you can't find that channel in IRC. (BadElf)
3. That stuff between your toes is growing into the carpet, and you can't move. (pacman357@juno.com)
2. You've submitted at least 30 entries to the list. (DCBlank)
What are you people talking about???? I don't need to get out more!!!! You've got some nerve to suggest it!!! Crazy knows what I'm talking about, right Crazy???????
1. Your phone bill, cable bill, AOL bill, and electric bill are mysteriously thousands of dollars higher than anyone elses.
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