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10. Having a heart attack while waiting for World Wide Web artwork to load. (Pete)
9. Being murdered by your estranged football-player ex-husband. (Yami12)
8. Crushed by giant anvil while attempting to outsmart Roadrunner. (Winer33)
7. Dying of lung cancer with cigarette in hand. (b-rad)
6. Messing around with your girlfriend on an old mattress, completely naked, and a loose spring pops out, stabbing and killing you instantly. (Sir Jim)
5. Checking under your car for problems while moving. (SP's Norm)
4. Cutting yourself while working on the computer and bleeding to death because you were busy online. (Princes862@aol.com)
3. Ran with scissors; fell. (GGa)
2. Pop an artery while straining to relieve yourself on the toilet. (Sir Jim)
SP's Norm comes up with the #1 way no one wants to die...
1. Eaten by "Shamu, the harmless killer whale"
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