Top Ten Jokes Overheard at a Mathematics Convention

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10. What does the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!!! (Karl84)

9. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He used a pencil to work it out. (Anonymous)

8. What did the acorn say when it grew up?........Give up? Gee-I'm a tree. ...get it? Ge-om-etry? (paddywak15@aol.com)

7. "...So I said, 'Sun tan? That looks more like a sun cosine to me!'" (Tran Davis)

6. What does SINE really stand for? .....Sexually Implicit Number Equation. (Angela)

5. x + 2 = 57? y = 4! HAHAHAHA!!! (Emu)

4. "Those guys are two exponents short of a difference of squares!" (Clive)

3. "So an integer, an improper fraction, and the tangent line of a parabola walk into a bar..." (Emu)

2. "...so the duck says, it's square root of 3 x pi!" (DCBlank)

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse Thanatos came along with this joke...

1. ...so the guy says that's not my logorithim, that's my dog's!