Top Ten Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

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10. The idea of a Easter Rattlesnake didn't set to well with parents. (shamoo)

9. Needed someplace to hide them after he stole them from the chicken. (Nadroj)

8. Dead possums are too heavy. (Goober's Mom)

7. He used to bring what squeezed out of his rear end, but his popularity has soared since he switched to eggs. (Berly)

6. Let's face it, eight-foot tall rabbits that can't even jump should take whatever jobs they can get. (Emu)

5. It's a conspiracy... I could explain, but I fear for my life. (Crynos -13)

4. Because sliding down chimenys and puting gifts under trees was already taken. (M. Shadow [midnightshadow@hotmail.com])

3. Easier to steal than gold watches. (Praxite)

2. Fiendish devilbunny plot to infect the human race with salmonella. (Sizer)

Happy Easter everyone! Goober's Dad has the #1 response...

1. He wouldn't get very far if he left rabbit's feet.