Top Ten Signs You're Going to Be Auditied

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10. You bombed the IRS buliding. (sader)

9. IRS scouts are hiding in the closet. (DCBlank)

8. You spent over $1,000,000 on the Clinton defense fund. (BadElf)

7. All of a sudden you recive a large amount of cash and a black car. (Green Goblin)

6. It's any year from now till 2010, and you are Bill Gates. (Azazel)

5. You turn a reciept for a gettaway car. (Thanatos)

4. Your dinner table conversation topic is always, "I told you not to bet on the Raptors!" (Nadroj)

3. Fourteen blowup dolls and twelve kegs of beer look mighty suspicious under "business expenses". (p.s.revenge)

2. IRS form tricked you into checking the "I want to be Audited!" box. (Tran Davis)

The #1 response from Emu....

1. You're the author of "Tax Evasion For Dummies."