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10. You're Jerry Springer. (DCBlank)
9. You see nothing wrong with having your wife, your kids, and your dog addicted to crack, and you being their dealer. (BadElf)
8. You've already been on the stage checking to see how hard the walls are when you throw your girlfriend's cousin's niece's boyfriend into it. (brawnerman)
7. Your favorite hobby is collecting mental diseases. (Withany)
6. You wake up early Saturday mornings just to go on-line and wait the new posting of the new Top Ten LIst to see what MsBadElf and Greengoblin suggested. (BadElf)
5. You think it's perfectly normal to talk about your sexual attraction to shaved goats in front of people you don't know. (Martin)
4. You live in a trailer park, have had sex with at least 5 of your relatives and had at least 12 relationships with a codependant person, and you enjoy beating the [you know what] out of people on national TV. (dirty ape)
3. High School Dropout? Check. Currently have a restraining order against you? Check. Manic/Depressive with violent tendencies? Check. (Martin)
2. Your breasts contain more silicon than Intel. (Emu)
Jerry Springer got taken off the NBC station in Chicago this week, but don't worry Fox Chicago picked it up. You know what else is good to pick up? A chair to throw at FurryGirl for making this suggestion...
1. The average length of a sentence you'd speak is four words, at least half of which not suitable for daytime TV.
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