Bill Gates's Top Ten Pickup Lines

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10. Hi, do you work for Apple? (Emu)

9. The last time I met a girl, Tandy was the wave of the future. (SimonSays)

8. Can I interest you in a game of Minesweeper? (Chris)

7. I'll name a Windows 98 bug after you.... (Internet Spice)

6. If you're ever lonely, just call (Bill's number) for "technicalassistance". (p.s.revenge)

5. Seeing as how I own the world, I figured I'll have my way with you now. (Vasitor)

4. I have 54 billion dollars. (The Magus)

3. Yes, I am happy to see you and yes, that is a roll of millions in my pocket! (Praxite)

2. Can I buy you a beer...manufacturing company? (Chris)

Bill has got a lot of pick up lines including this one that he stole from A. Nonny Mouse...

1. If you don't go out with me I will crash your computers, delete your bank accounts, and make you have a serious "accident".