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Top Ten Signs You Just Sold Your Soul to Satan

10. You can't wait to buy Windows 98. (Anonymous)

9. The receipt arrived and set your mailbox on fire.DCBlank

8. That funny pentagram that's been etched into your forehead. (Vasitor)

7. Whenever you say your name it is followed by "TM Microsoft Corp., 1998." (Bealze-Gates)

6. The IRS sends several thousand dollars in an envelope with lots of smiley faces. (Crynos -13)

5. You start finding little notes around the house saying "Thanks for your soul, the devil" (The Magus)

4. The big fat guy takes off the fake beard , swithces a couple of letters around on his name tag, and with a not so jolly ho ho ho he says, "got ya!!" (The Magus)

3. Barney, Bill Gates, Marylin Manson, and Jerry Springer become your personal friends. (striker)

2. Everyone walks up to you and says, "You're one of them!!!!" (Clive)

One more sign from Emu that you sold your soul...

1. For some reason, you just can't stop getting the #1 spot!

Originally published: 05/02/1998

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