Top Ten Things Not to Get Your Mother for Mothers' Day

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10. Dad's head on a platter. (Nadroj)

9. That cat she had that was hit by a car. (Nadroj)

8. A birthday present. (Clive)

7. Directions to Dad's girlfriend's house. (Wyvern)

6. A box full of dirt, with a note saying "I hope you like your kit garden." (The Insatiable Walrus)

5. Remington 2000 Facial Hair Removal Kit. (Emu)

4. The "Cooking for Dummies" Cookbook. (Mark [Vessel])

3. A subpoena from Ken Starr. (Emu)

2. Viagra. (sader)

There are some things mom doesn't need, including what DCBlank got their mother...

1. Invatation to join you on the Jerry Springer Show.