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Top Ten Signs You're Upset About "Seinfeld" Going Off the Air

10. You've been complaining about it for years. (Vasitor)

9. You just can't seem to master your domain. (Internet Spice)

8. You leave weird recordings on your answering machine like George's "I'm not home song." (MC77)

7. You all of a sudden begin talking in the third person. (Chris)

6. Your four best friends have just run out on you. (abla)

5. For the last two days you have been reciting the scipts for every seinfeld episode, nonstop, adding after every line the words "it CAN'T be over!" (soylent green is people)

4. Someone asked you if you're excited about the final episode and you stabbed them to death. (Chris)

3. You locked yourself in your basement with only a yankee hat, a jumbo can of tuna fish, and a rye bread. (Chris)

2. You go postal, and we ain't talking about Newman. (DCBlank)

walter22 needs to see a psychiatrist they are so upset...

1. You try to find the Massachusetts town the cast was arrested in so you can break them out of jail.

Originally published: 05/16/1998

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