Top Ten Things God Doesn't Want You to Know

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10. Earth is just table scraps that fell off Jupiter that formed a ball. (redeye143)

9. He's not really in heaven, He's working on Window's 98 as we speak. (brawnerman)

8. He really isn't bowling during a thunder storm. (Leo's Girl)

7. His plans to become the new lead singer of Hanson. (Nadroj)

6. The UFO's you saw last night were just him trying to scare some cows with a flashlight. (abla)

5. Fortune cookies speak the truth. (Hassler)

4. Hell has been a nice place to be since they fixed the air conditioner. (timmi the kurl)

3. What's actually inside a hot dog. (DCBlank)

2. How many licks it really takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. (Goober's Mom)

Somethings humans are not meant to know like this from Praxite...

1. Who determines the #1 spot on this list.